not smelling it

the maple syrup, that is. i’m not smelling it.

supposedly, the smell of maple syrup is all over manhattan, and it’s inexplicable. some people think that it’s a chemical weapons dispersal test that the government is conducting.

i’m not that paranoid–since i didn’t smell it last time and since i’m not smelling it this time i’m going to assume that it’s not a government conspiracy.

here’s a map of where the smell has been reported. those little map dots are all around me.

i feel a bit left out. i want to smell the maple syrup too.