i’m number two

probably not going to be much activity here for the next few days, what with the holidays and all.

in the meantime, if you google jamie howard, i am no longer number one. i am number two, behind some swimming machine (with apologies to kurt vonnegut).

here is the number one jamie howard.

now if, swimming machine jamie howard, you (along with my other fifteen readers) would kindly link back to the queer jamie howard, i can perhaps regain my rightful number one google ranking.

not that i care or anything.

update: i’m now number three. jamie howard the professional wrestler, who has about 36 aliases, is now number one on google with his imdb page with its lousy wrestlemania “movie” credits. and jamie howard the swimming machine is number two. come on people.

not that i care or anything.