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fidel castro just might be on his last legs. too bad we have such nitwits in the executive branch of government, who if castro exits stage left will no doubt botch a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. bush, of course, is feeling fine. thanks, karma.

floyd landis, we hardly knew ye. according to the ny times, the testosterone in landis’s blood sample is not natural, but synthetic. game over? looks like it. always get natural testosterone, injected naturally. i swear by it–it works wonders for me.

mel gibson swears he is not a bigot, even though he also swears that jews are the source of all wars in the world today. is gibson a bigot? is the pope catholic? appropriate questions, those.

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